Friday, September 12, 2008

Things I don't get

  • Little bikes ridden by grown men
  • Why you can't eat okra after it's bigger than your pinky
  • Sarah Palin's support for abstinence-only education after her 17-year old daughter became pregnant, and her hesitant belief in global warming when the ground beneath her Alaskan feet is melting
  • Why I might interview Bruce Springsteen
  • People who continue to drive Hummers
  • Why the people selling us office furniture say "We hate kittens." on their business cards
  • Women wearing uncomfortable shoes with high flimsy heels who look like they are in pain/about to fall over at any second
  • How Marshall got to be so ridiculously wonderful
  • Why I am so lucky

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