Things I don't get

• Little bikes ridden by grown men

• Why you can't eat okra after it's bigger than your pinky

• Sarah Palin's support for abstinence-only education after her 17-year old daughter became pregnant, and her hesitant belief in global warming when the ground beneath her Alaskan feet is melting

• Why I might interview Bruce Springsteen

• People who continue to drive Hummers

• Why the people selling us office furniture say "We hate kittens." on their business cards

• Women wearing uncomfortable shoes with high flimsy heels who look like they are in pain/about to fall over at any second

• How Marshall got to be so ridiculously wonderful
  

• Why I am so lucky